Usually we talk about beautiful things, but I guess constructive criticism will be helpful too. From the multitude of gorgeous dresses on the Red Carpet of Cannes 2008 we’ve spotted some really uninspired outfits and we thought you should see what you can’t ever wear.

Madonna wore a weird Chanel design, an outfit that resembles to a combination between an octopus and a jelly fish. She kind of looks like Morticia Adams, don’t you think?

Julianne Moore. Yellow was not at all a good choice for her gown. She wore a beautiful Christian Lacroix design but the color made her look like a faded pear.

Linda Evangelista. Oh My God! What was she thinking? What is that thing she’s wearing? That looks like a gold sack or maybe a fishing net…